Derryn Candlestickmaker

Principled

Derryn Candlestickmaker was appointed Principal following a distinguished career in education marked by quiet competence, mild confusion in meetings, and an unwavering commitment to calm deliberation. He is widely respected for his ability to speak at length while saying very little, a skill honed over many years in staff briefings.

"An Adventurous Mind is a confusing thing. I like square pegs in square holes. Who needs a round peg? They slip straight off the line!"

Derryn leads the school with measured authority, a neatly maintained beard, and the firm belief that most challenges can be resolved through careful listening and a sensible morning tea. He remains steadfastly optimistic about education and cautiously optimistic about the photocopier.